If they had a kid together meme: Mr Blobby and Cthulhu.
- Name: Patricia Blobby-Cthulhu
- Gender: female
- General Appearance: Pink with green spots, shaped like a weeble with medusa-esque tentacles for hair.
- Personality: She is very kind but has trouble sharing.
- Special Talents: She can read upside-down and ride a unicycle while on her head (because tentacles).
- Who they like better: Her uncle the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
- Who they take after more: Patrick Stewart
- Personal Head canon: Patty likes to do workout videos! Her favourite food is brussels sprouts and she’s a jumprope champion.